Location
Eagle Beach

A little about me...
I was born to humble stock in the Coal Country of Kentucky in a time when folks didn't see much import in keeping track of city-slicker statistics, like birth year.
Consequently, this year a DNA test revealed to me that I'm likely several years older than what was listed on my adoption paperwork.
This makes sense as I can see the white sands of time gathering around my eyes and muzzle as they fall through the cosmic hour glass. While this is dismaying, I can't help but notice that I'm changing from a small dog to a silver fox -- as evidenced by my sultry wink.
In closing, vote for me for class president, and every Friday will be pizza Friday.
Love,
Archie.