Dexter Calliope Shae
Dexter Calliope Shae
25
votes
Location
Juneau
A little about me...
Dexter is a big guy with an even bigger attitude. Fawned over by his owners, Dexter knows he is truly the king of his castle (one side of a duplex). Sure, he broke a window once by trying to jump through it to get a bird, but that’s life. Dexter loves chasing the laser pointer, his own tail, and his favorite, very well loved, lumpy ball toy that was maybe a mouse once? Dexter is adamant he should be let outside, but his parents want him to stay alive so he only gets to prowl with his harness on. Dexter lives with his two humans, who he loves to lay on when he feels like it, and his dog brother, who he feels is a true dummy. When not lounging around or attacking his family, Dexter enjoys eating crackers, cleaning up the bottoms of cereals bowls, and staring longing out the window at his boyfriend, a neighborhood cat. Dexter doesn’t care if you vote for him, he’s already won.
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