Why everyone should vote for my animal
Bo is a large dog. This is not a subjective statement but a verifiable fact. He is the size of a respectable couch, and when he moves through the world, Newfoundland, specifically, where he now lives in the woods like a retired novelist, he does so with the authority of a regional mayor. Bo, half Newfoundland, half Bernese Mountain Dog, was born in Toronto but heard the call of the wild and answered it, by loading himself into a canoe and dramatically paddling eastward. He loves kids, he loves other dogs, and he is trying, with visible effort, to learn English. What could be better than his massive, noble face gracing a bottle of beer?
Vote for Boatswain "Bo" Jackson Williams for ̶m̶a̶y̶o̶r̶...Animal's & Ales.