Why is your cat purr-fect?
Hello, my name is Pheonix and I like to do normal cat things. I enjoy clawing and biting unsuspecting victims that happen to walk too close to me. If I must throw up I ensure to do so in a place difficult for you to see but likely you will step in. I consider myself easygoing and I only have a few requests for my owners. #1: Only pet me when I want petted. Please note that I will give no warning when I’m done being petted and I will attack you. #2: My food bowl must be overfilled with food. If not, I promise to scratch the food cupboard in the middle of the night until you do so. #3: No one is safe from my wrath, not even 1-year old children.
I hope you vote for me for your safety.