Your Cat's Story or Bio
Bertram and Dexter are SOCKS cats. Dexter is the sweetest boy in the world, and he loves to be a hot beanbag next to me while I'm sleeping. Bertram is the devil's spawn. He feasts on human flesh, cardboard boxes, crushed ice, and the souls of his enemies. Finn, while not a SOCKS cat, is the best Floof she can be. She's quite beautiful but has but a single brain cell. Vote for them or Dexter and Finn will cry, while Bertram hunts you down to attack your unprotected calf muscles.