Pet's Age
3

A little about me...
I was born October 20, 2018! Let me tell you about myself. I like to taste everything. It's basically what I do everyday. Half my day is spent licking floors or bed sheets. It's just what I do. I love the taste. However, there's one thing I love to taste more than all others and that is beer. Whenever I see my owners drinking a sweet glass of beer, my mouth waters. I wait patiently until they place it down and then I go in for a taste. To my dismay, my owners always take it away from me. I usually pee on the carpet in retaliation. Im sick of the hot dog jokes and saying I have chubby legs. If I become the face of resurgence beer, people will start to respect me and that’s all I want. Thank you.