Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Honey is a 3 year old cat who only plays with her toys that resemble bottles of booze. she’s the runt of her litter, and she was found in a junkyard with her brothers, and they were each all put up for adoption. she was the last of her litter ti be adopted (by us) due to her shyness around strangers. once she came home with us, however, she quickly became the queen of the castle. she does what she wants when she wants to. and what she wants to do 75% of the time is watch people come and go to/from elsewhere greenhouse as she chews on her kitty beer/wine/seltzer toys. one thing about honey is she refuses to be left out from a party, so she simply chews on her toy alcohol bottles in solidarity with her human bffs.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
sunbathing with an ounce of catnip on deck

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
definitely an IPA, and she won’t let you forget it. she’ll lecture you about why IPAs are “supposed to taste like that” or whatever