Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
As a street dog in Texas he started out with a rough existence being molded by the tough streets with his brother. He's got a scar on his back to prove it. After being driven up to Colorado, he was adopted at the tender age of 3 months of old. A smart, lovable mix of black lab, staffordshire terrier, pit bull, and more, Bane is the ultimate success story. He loves all humans, is super well-behaved, and has no bad bone in his body unlike his namesake as a Batman villain.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
Ball is life. Fetch in the yard? Yes.

Fetch by swimming out on the Chattahoochee? Absolutely. Will I look like I'm drowning? Unfortunately yes.

Having strangers scratch my butt while I do happy stomps? Especially with ball in the mouth? Given.

Finishing off that day with a buttload of treats and a cuddle of the coach? Perfection.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
He's drinking a stout as the darkness is his ally