Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Porter is a 1 year old cocker spaniel rescued as a 12 week old puppy with his siblings from a terrible puppy mill. While he can pose like a 19th century oil painting of a gentlemen's hunting dog, this was the only photo I could find where he was sitting still. He loves tennis balls, peanut butter, chasing squirrels, destroying toilet paper, snuggles and kisses, and being spoiled after a traumatic entry to the world. He greets each day with enthusiasm and joy. His namesake is country music legend Porter Wagoner, but he finds the sounds of Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and Frank Sinatra most soothing when riding in a car (which is still scary for him but we are working on it).

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
A 12 hour tennis ball chasing marathon in the back yard joined by some of his favorite doggy neighbors, followed by ice cubes, a pup cup, and a comfy nap in his favorite person's lap.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
A Porter, of course! But probably any beer that would make his people happy.