Write a brief bio of your pet. (favorite things, their backstory, personality traits, etc.)
Loves: showing her belly, awkward poses, Fezzik the cat , judging her human, dishtowels and Oxford commas.
Dislikes: Belly rubs, exercise and irony.

How would your pet spend the day if they could plan an afternoon of fun?
Hiding out under the blanket.

What would your pet's favorite beer (or other beverage) be?
PBR (reflective of my low maintenance personality)