My dog is the coolest because...
Porter, a Rescue dog named for both his family's love of Scotland, where the name originates and meant "gatekeeper", as well as their love of dark beer, is an Anatolian Shepherd that lives up to the original purpose of that breed as a protector of his realm. Squirrels beware!
Also known as Captain floofy-butt...he is an extremely mellow pup that just wants to play, particularly with his brother and sister cats who would rather just bat him in the face.