My dog is the coolest because...
As long as your hand is on her head, she will “sit pretty” indefinitely (she won’t move).

She’s always on the lookout and protecting with her loud bark and scary teeth. But, if a stranger comes close, she’ll roll over on her belly to be pet. She often pees on them from excitement.

She tucks our ten year old in at night and nudges her awake in the morning.