My dog is the coolest because...
Yo' Humans, Rocky here!

Weighing in at a "bruising" 35 lbs and "towering" at 12" tall, I'm stepping in to the ring as a contender in the Coolest Dog title. Have no fear, although I might be small in stature, I'm full-bodied, pack a good punch and will be sure to leave a lasting impression.

My parents knew I was the coolest dog when I was 8 weeks old and I helped myself to my Mom's beer while she wasn't looking. Now, whenever anyone pops a cold one, I'm right there to help them drink it.

I'm an 8-month old shorty bull who LOVES people, car rides, walks, eating, and rough-housing with my sisters. Oh by the way, I have 4 canine sisters (all rescues). We are one big happy family!

Should I have the distinction of being chosen as the Top Dog 2022, here are my suggestions for the beers to be named in my honor:
Rocky's Knockout IPA
Rocky's Championship Ale