Why should your dog be the "Mutt Madness Champion"?
As a Great Pyrenees I am a protector of all. I am on constant partrol of the yard barking at golf carts, boats and birds, all of which represent significant threats to my family. I am also good at my other jobs, drooling and shedding. Pyrenees are famously untrainable, but my parents keep trying. Bless their hearts.