Three words that describe me...
Grumpy Short Stack

How we met...
We feel in love on the internet.

If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one item it would be...
My Mama

The naughtiest thing I have ever done is...
I'm a thief, and will take anything left unattended. I've even managed to steal a BLT from my Mama at brunch once. I'm best at stealing hearts tho.