Pet's Age
13

Your Pet's Story or Bio
Hey, I'm Lincoln-the biggest, grumpiest baby you'll ever meet. My humans rescued me from the SPCA de l'Outaouais, and life's been pretty great ever since. But let's get one thing straight, I have very strong opinions. Bikes? Hate 'em. Amazon delivery drivers? Nope. And my so-called brother Guinness? Ugh.
Don't even get me started.
But deep down, I'm actually a total sweetheart. No, really I just have to be included in everything. My favorite activities? Watching TV, sleeping, and eating. Lots of eating. Apparently, the vet says I'm overweight. Pfft. My mom says i’m "plump".
But jokes on them, because Dad? Oh, Dad gets me. He's always slipping me food under the table when no one's looking. A little cheese here, a piece of meat there... I mean, what else are dads for?
Anyway, despite my mild grumpiness (and my totally normal, not-at-all excessive weight), my humans adore me. And honestly? I love them too. Even Guitmess... sometimes.