My Nickname
Bully

A day in my life...
You're pretty much looking at it. I'm actually a bit annoyed that my mom woke me up to do this, but I guess its for a good cause. Anyway, I'm Bullet. They named me that because apparently I really dodged one when my humans took me in. It was sooooo cold that winter and I was getting pretty scrawny.

Now, I'm proud to say that I've spent the last year in pursuit of my two main goals - napping and working full time on my physique. Not to brag, but I've become quite good at both! Through hard work and sheer determination I've nearly doubled my body weight in just 12 months! I remain fully dedicated to my plan of doubling it again this year despite an annoying new habit my humans have developed with my food. I think they call it "rationing" but I just call it dumb.

Alrighty then. I think that's enough about me. I'm getting bored with this and I'm already late for my next nap. I knew it was a mistake to let mom teach me how to type...