My Nickname
Renji

A day in my life...
It’s a whole adventure, trust me. When the humans aren’t looking, I have a very serious routine. First, I make sure to inspect every corner of the house for anything interesting—crumbs, lost toys, or things I can bat around for fun. I’ll stare at that one spot on the wall for no reason at all because, honestly, who knows what’s going on there. I like to keep them on their toes, wondering if I’ve discovered a hidden portal or something.

But the real magic happens when I’m alone. I’ll sneak into the laundry room and maybe borrow a sock or two. It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong—just keeping the sock collection in balance. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the couch. I know I’m not supposed to be up there, but when no one’s looking, I do it anyway and curl up like I own the place.

As for the funniest thing ever? Oh, it had to be that time I tried to jump onto the kitchen counter to snag a treat, and I missed. I went full force, but instead of landing gracefully, I hit the side of the counter and slid all the way to the floor. My ears were flapping, and I’m pretty sure my tail got tangled in mid-air. The humans were in stitches, and I just tried to play it off like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.”

At the end of the day, I make sure to snuggle up with the humans and pretend like I wasn’t just running around like a lunatic for hours.