What makes your special Pet (all pets) a Haddonfield Top Dawg?
FROM THE DESK OF HOPPER
The reasons you should elect me as the Dawg of Haddonfield:
1. I like to do go for a walk unless it is the Long Route or there are delivery trucks, ice cream trucks, puddles, sprinklers or garbage trucks. You must take these dangers seriously!
2. When I meet a dog, I be very still and stoic during the butt-sniffing and their people say how calm I am. I bring this up because it shows how sneaky I be.
3. I aspire to get close to a bunny one day and decide if it is for playing with or eating. It has not happened yet.
4. As I be a small pup of only 80 pounds, I can sit on the lap, chest or shoulder of my rowers or those other people who live here and do a comfort of them.