Your Pet's Story or Bio
Tipo (AKA Tipo Taquito Kronkito Suavecito, AKA Beeps) is a man of many quantitative conundrums. He has 6 nipples, 2 fupas, 3 b-holes (no, seriously), the girthiest tail ever, and he caps it all off with 1 single brain cell that he sometimes hides from just for the fun of it. His favorite activity is wrestling with his brother, Buckwheat, and he has a creepily high prey drive considering what a darling he is. When he isn't beating his brother up, he likes to inspect our food prep work, he LOVES kakakaing at birds, and he naps in a hammock stuck to a window. A vote for Tipo is a vote for the pure goodness in the world!