Contestant’s Age (if known)
5

Contestant’s City and State
Albany, NY

First Name of Contestant’s Hooman
Michele

What Contestant’s Hooman says about them (100 words or less please)
When you think about a calendar cover model you might think of thin, lean, with curves in all the right places. But Linus would like to dispel that myth. Purebred is passé and a size 4 supermodel is so 1990. Rescue is where it’s at. We’ve all grazed a little too long at the buffet, napped midday when we should’ve been productive, and some days we just don’t want to chase that red dot. Embrace it. Own your own beauty. Big is beautiful, chunky is hunky, and a plump rump is sublime.