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Lewis is an admirable U.S. citizen: his greatest passion is peace -- international, personal ... you name it.

I can guarantee that, as Minister of Fur-eign Affairs, Lewis will not start any border conflicts with your great nation; he'll likely be napping. I suggested that he consider a candidacy for Minister of Naps, but by the time we got to that point in the list, he had dozed off.

Lewis has never found the surface he could not coat in a thick blanket of tawny cat hair. He will have the "fur" component of fur-eign affairs well and truly covered.