Entrant’s Name (first name only is fine, first and last names welcomed)
John and Tracey Lauer

Story/Bio of Pet
Mattie would love to win this contest because she has a true sense of entitlement. Her demands are endless and she has clearly won the battle of "who is in charge here?" She has been known to "tap" on complete strangers if she knows they are packin' biscuits. She has also chased people down the street who were innocently passing by our home. If you are wondering if the police have been at our home, the answer is yes. If you are wondering if my children turned out any better, the answer is marginally. Clearly, you expected me to put Matilda in the "Naughtiest" category. Never gonna happen. She wouldn't allow it.